Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice.
Fjaðrárgljúfur. South Iceland.
…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.
asgard’s next top model
if loki tripped into an asgardian garbage can, this would be mean girls
i will never not reblog this
what would an asgardian garbage can even look like
like a normal garbage can but from asgard
No matter how many times I see this, I still can’t decide whose face is the best.
i need a 6 month vacation twice a year
You really don’t understand just how bad cat calling is if you haven’t been subjected to it.
I just want to share this everywhere.